Spring Cometh to Iowa

Ah Spring. Just saying your name is like a golden promise rolling off the tongue. You give us Iowans such joy, such hope. You are that lifeline cast down from Heaven saying “here you go Iowa, all is not lost.”
If you have never wintered in Iowa then you have no idea how much spring means to most of us. Don’t get me wrong, I actually love winter. However, an Iowa winter can mean almost half a year of icy cold air, snow, freezing rain, strong winds coming down from Canada, or a mixture of everything in one day. Our winter season can start as early as late October and run all the way to the end of March with many cold, sunless days in between. Humans can only stand so much.
Just when you wonder if your body temperature will ever be above thirty-four degrees again, and the air temperature above zero, along comes a forty degree sunny day to say “fear not, spring cometh soon!”
Next the Robins begin to appear on your lawn and that doesn’t mean we won’t have more snow and cold or even a March blizzard, but it does mean hope. Robins are smart birds who only migrate back to Iowa when they know spring is coming.
Another sure sign is if you own a dog who is of a breed that sheds it’s winter fur, you have a sign of spring all over your house, all over your car, all over your clothes. Huskies are one and my Shar-pei Jazzy is another one, who blow their winter coats. It is an ongoing process of brushing them outdoors and vacuuming up after them indoors that can last for weeks.
It means that for weeks all of your clothes have lots of dog fur on them, I call it a pet fashion statement. I toss all the discarded fur outside in a spot that the birds can pick up and use if they’d like to. Nothing better than a warm furry nest in early spring to keep my feathered friends toasty.
Groundhog day is supposed to tell us if it will be a long winter or a short one and if spring is close. I don’t believe that the weather in Iowa ever listens to groundhogs. Iowa winters tend to be at least five months long leaving spring and fall with about a month and a half each and summer gets all the rest. I hate summer by the way. If we could just have winter, spring and fall I’d be a happy camper. If summer would never rise above seventy-two degrees, then I’d be cool with summer as well.
Iowa summers are like Iowa winters in reverse. In the winter we may have minus thirty degrees with twenty mile an hour winds giving us some ridiculous wind chill that takes a mathematician to figure out. In the summer we may have ninety degrees above zero with one hundred percent humidity giving us a ridiculous heat index that also requires a mathematician. It’s absurd.
In the winter it’s wind chills, freezing rain,snow and blizzards. In the summer it’s heat, rain, humidity and tornadoes. So really fall and spring are the only two decent seasons in Iowa and some years they only last a week or two despite what the calendar may say.
Winter is also a time of what we call “dry heat” or “dry air” which leads to constant static electricity. Your hair is flying all over, your clothes are clinging, you get shocks every time you touch anything. In the summer it’s the opposite, too much humidity means everything feels damp, your hair curls into little ringlets, water runs off of you constantly even when you are sitting still.
Each year I hope for a long spring season, the birds all arrive back from wherever they waited out winter, new nests are being built, animals and little creatures everywhere are making new families. It’s a time of renewal and hope and new beginnings. The sun is warmer, the winds are often kinder and gentler, the rains are refreshing and not life threatening storms. Welcome spring, we’ve missed you!
Until next time…
Toni

Nit Picky Eaters

Recently on social media there have been a variety of lists posted that basically ask to see if you are as picky about foods as they are. The lists include things like Sushi, black jelly beans, cabbage, sardines, mushrooms, green and black olives, the list goes on and on.
I looked at a couple of lists and realized my husband aka “Mr. Romance” is also “Mr. Picky Eater”, it would appear I got the two for one bonus! On one list there were only two things on it that my husband would eat and one was black jelly beans.
Cooking for a picky eater can be one of the biggest challenges in a long marriage because the list of foods you can prepare is so small and after forty-three years of cooking about five different meals, one tends to get bored, aka insane.
Here is the basic menu I have had to work off of for all of those years: beef, chicken, pork, potatoes, and corn. That’s it. If you want to count pork ‘n beans as a vegetable then there are two he likes. Oh wait, I left out canned peas. The list of foods he’s never tasted is far longer than the list of foods he will eat. Lettuce, cabbage, any casserole, lasagna, any Mexican, Chinese, basically most foods.
This is a man who grew up on a farm, whose parents had a garden every year, who is a part time farmer himself, and this is how limited his food group is! It boggles my mind. Until we were married he had never had a grilled cheese sandwich. His mother, bless her, made meat and potatoes all the time. Obviously they never made him sit at the table until he ate his vegetables.
I grew up in a house with six kids and two working parents. If my mom could throw things together in a casserole dish and serve it, that’s what we got. There are not too many things I won’t eat, mushrooms being one, seafood being another (unless you count frozen or fast food fish then I’m good) and sushi being the last. Other than that, I will at least try most foods. I’ve tried kimchi, seaweed, candied ginger, stroopwaffles, most of this was from our foreign exchange students. Stroopwaffles were the only favorite.
Each week I have to rotate the same menu items to accommodate the picky eater. We have chili, spaghetti, pizza, meat and potatoes, rice and potato soup or hamburgers. That’s about it. I’ve done this for FORTY-THREE years. That is over 15,700 meals I’ve prepared of the same five things! Let that sink in.
If I want to eat something like a casserole or lasagna or tacos, I have to make myself a separate meal, or make it for myself at lunch. If you know how much I “love” to cook, you know I don’t often choose those options. So my foods have become limited by default of being married to a picky eater. My life as a foodie is non existent.
I truly believe picky eaters are a genetic strain that passes down through generations. My youngest daughter was always such a picky eater and now her son is a true picky eater, he rivals his grandfather. My daughter has since expanded her food groupsand I hope her son will too. My husband however, has stayed true to his pickiness, but that could also be the German stubbornness in him.
Until next time…
Toni

Ode to Valentine’s Day

Every year since I was a child, I have looked toward Valentine’s Day with some glimmer of hope because let’s face it, I am an optimist and a glutton for punishment. I hold out for hope that this year I will get a box full of cards in my rudely made elementary Valentine’s box. I hold out for hope that this year I will get a big box of chocolates, dinner out, a dozen roses, or a puppy (my first choice) from my boyfriend, husband, secret admirer?
Every year I am presented with the same outcome – nothing. I am not disappointed by that, au contraire’, I have lowered my expectations of Valentine’s Day to zero, so I get exactly what I knew I would get, and therefore, no disappointments. Still I stay optimistic despite overwhelming odds to the opposite.
In elementary school in the sixties we were not as “aware” as a people that we are today. We were actually unaware of a lot of things, thankfully we have changed over the decades. For instance, on Valentine’s Day we all made our little homemade shoe boxes for our classmates to deposit cards inside. However, in those days you did not have to give a card to everyone in your class. You could just give a card to those you liked. As shocking of a surprise as I’m sure this is, I was not miss popular in my elementary classes. I was usually that kid that stands alone on the playground entertaining myself mentally with made up stories in my head. Surprising, I know. To this day, I’m still my favorite company.
When the big day came and we had our Valentine’s party in school, all the kids delighted in dumping out their piles of cards onto their desktops, picking off the candy treats that had been carefully taped onto the back of each card. I would watch as just a few dropped onto my desktop, a couple from friends and a few from kids whose moms made them give everyone a card. Thank you to those moms. I shoved my few cards back into the box and waited for the cupcakes to be passed around.
In my junior high days I recall that you could buy a rose or a giant heart Valentine’s cookie from the office and have it delivered to your special Valentine at school. I’d watch as this girl and that guy would get one or the other and kids would make plans to go to the dance that evening at the school. The cookies looked really good and I often wondered if I could just go in and buy a cookie for myself. I didn’t. I do think I went to the dance with a girlfriend or two as I loved to dance in those days. I still do, my body just doesn’t think it’s such a great idea anymore.
In high school we moved to a new town, a smaller town. I met my future husband and my Valentine’s Day gift hopes were renewed! I asked him recently if he remembered getting me anything for Valentine’s Day when we were in high school and his response was “probably”. I’m not sure if he did either, so I’ll give him a pass on high school because I can say without a doubt that since then, it’s been zero. There’s a reason I call him “Mr. Romance.”
One of the benefits of having children, besides all of the obvious, is that over the years they make you cute little cards and gifts on special days, like Valentine’s Day. I have been given many handmade gifts and cards over the years, often with a piece of candy taped or glued onto them from my children. These cards and gifts were made with pure love, there is no greater gift. Now I have grandchildren who make gifts and cards for their parents made with that same unconditional love. It renews my hope in Valentine’s Day.
As for Mr. Romance, this year I will expect nothing like usual, and I am sure I will not be disappointed. He eats lunch out every day while doing his carpentry work, so he doesn’t like to go out for dinner. He knows I am not big on candy or flowers, or jewelry, and I have Kutter and Jazzy for the “puppy” department of my all time favorite things. Then what is he left with after all, you might ask. You know, you are just enabling his behavior.
If you know me at all, and HE should, you know I love technology and gadgets. I have Hue bulbs throughout the house (except in his rooms, he is the opposite) I have Alexa running things and keeping track of stuff for me in various rooms, I have a smart watch, an android phone and an old iPad. I have both Android and Apple products so I have the best of both worlds covered. Notice I said OLD iPad. That was a hint for Mr. Romance. I need a new one. I have no expectations of him buying me one for Valentine’s Day, but I thought I could throw it out there just in case. Remember, I am still an optimist.
If you are lucky and you married or are dating a romantic soul who treats you on Valentine’s Day to make you feel special, I’m happy for you. Enjoy the day! I won’t even flinch at all the posts on Facebook you are going to post showing the roses you got, the box of chocolates you are enjoying, the dinner you wined and dined on. Nope, I will be happy for each and every one of you, I promise.
I do, however, feel sad for all the singles out there who don’t have someone making that day a special one for them. I’m really surprised that the local towns don’t include a singles event when they plan their Valentine’s Day activities. After all, married couples already have someone. What better day than Valentine’s Day to invite area singles to meet up and have a chance to get to spend an evening mingling with other singles? Opportunity missed I say. After all St. Valentine, who the day is named for, believed in love. Why not bring together people who might find a new love? That to me is the spirit of Valentine’s Day.
For my Valentine’s Day I may take myself out to lunch, I may go to a movie, and I may buy something special just for me, not an iPad, too pricey for bank account. Self-love is a good thing for the soul too and if you don’t have a special someone or if you are also married to a Mr. Romance, you should do something nice for yourself too on Valentine’s Day.
While Valentine’s Day is supposed to be this big day of love and romance just remember, St. Valentine was executed for those beliefs in love on February 14th, so there’s that, but enjoy your day.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Until Next Time…
Toni